Welcome to The Collective.
The comedy skit show deemed too offensive for television.
Horst Jorgner QC today released the trailer for Season 1 of The Collective, a comedy skit show deemed too offensive for commercial television. The show was created some years earlier by a group of young filmmakers, the names of which must be withheld by law. The filmmakers, known collectively as "The Collective", first tried to sell the pilot to a range of television broadcasters around the world. The reaction of many of the executives who had to sit through the series was resoundingly negative. It left many offended and disgusted by its supposed juvenile humor and disrespectful betrayal of minorities and people in general. Many claimed that it was also "simply not funny". One German TV executive was so offended by the series that he took "The Collective" to court under a legal precedence dating back to the Nuremburg Trials. It was, she claimed, "a crime against humanity". Enter Horst Jorgner QC.
Jorgner acted in the defence of "The Collective" and in an ensuing moral rights case acquired the property under Hoppflingers Law. His reason - "Ist gave me funnies". In a rather contradictory statement, the foundations of the series moral incomprehensibility was also noted by Jorgner himself who stated after the hearing over a beer and schnizel that the series was indeed "a blight on the genre and quite possibly illegal". While the filmmakers were never indicted for crimes against humanity, many have gone into hiding. There are rumors that one has joined Al Qaeda and is now working on a range of corporate videos for Osama Bin Laden. This leads many to query whether the opening scenes of the trailer are not simply a joke but rather documentary evidence of terrorist links with "The Collective". Jorgner refuses to comment about the CIA's involvement and interest in the case, The Collective versus Humanity.
Season One of the Collective is available for sale at www.thecollectivedvd.com
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